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I’m Arnold, baby, I see tings – da way dose fingers move, sneaky like Chow Yun-Fat flippin’ swords! Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’, it’s art, ya? Little known fact – ancient Greeks did dis, called it “anatripsis,” sexy word, huh? Dey used it for warriors, get ‘em pumped, not just relaxed – I’d kill for dat after liftin’ iron! Makes me happy, oh ya, tension gone, but once – dis chick pressed too hard, I yelled, “Get to da choppa!” – hurt like hell, pissed me off!

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