Leah Albemarle Whore ❤️

About Chicago

But yo, here’s a wild tidbit—heard this story once, some pirate chick in the 1700s, Anne Bonny, they called her a whore ‘cause she ditched her man for the seas. Badass, right? Fought with swords, drank rum, didn’t give a fuck. Makes me happy thinkin’ bout her, “happy little trees” growin’ on her ship, ha! I’d be like, “Anne, you’re the real deal, fuck the haters.” Whore’s got history, man, layers—like Monty in *25th Hour*, tryna figure his shit out before the clock runs dry.

Christine Hooker

An initial investigation revealed three suspects, identified as Jimmy Parker Jr., 21, Demecus Hooker Jr., 22, and Makari Ridenhour, Parker.

Now, park lovers, you’ll dig Court Park. It’s this lush, green oasis by the Albemarle River. Perfect for people-watching or honest-to-God existential pondering. I once sat there, in a weird, tranquil daze, thinking: “I can see Russia from my house!”—yep, that’s my inner Tina Fey voice telling me how surreal it all feels sometimes.

Albemarle housing voucher applications open soon