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Alamo-Heights has these quaint neighborhoods like The Heights and parts near School Road. Every corner just buzzes. Kinfolks here love a good hangout at local cafes on Welch. And dude, Market Street is poppin’ with vintage shops, cool murals, and zero BS vibes.

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