Lauren Aiea Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, I’m sittin’ on my rock, brain goin’ BRRRR. Prostitutes, man, they’re like—everywhere but nowhere! Did ya know, back in old times, like ancient Rome, they had these ladies called “lupae”? Means she-wolves! Howlin’ at the moon, sellin’ some lovin’—wild, huh? Makes me giggle thinkin’ bout it. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” I yell, ‘cause—why not? Maybe they used mayo back then, who knows! Slippery stuff, ehehe.

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I keep my eyes open for romance-even in minor moments. You never know when you’ll double-tap a smile on my app, ya dig? The city's got secrets! I was surprised by a hidden mural in a sketchy alley on Roosevelt, man. Colors exploded like in an action scene of The Hurt Locker, “Keep your head down!” kinda vibe, y’know?

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