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Over by Mellow Way, wher neighborly love meets quirky little coffee joints, y’all can catch me at a tiny café called Brew’d Awakening. Walk in, order the house special, and boom – it's like takin' a mental vacation, and lemme tell ya, it makes my relaxation craft just tick in harmony with the universe.

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