Harper Agoura Whore ❤️

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Got me happy tho, watchin’ her work the system—like, damn, she’s smart! “The world’s a shadow,” Godard’d say, and she’s the fuckin’ puppeteer. Heard she screwed over some pimp back in ‘09, took his cash, vanished—poof!—left him cryin’ to the cops. Hilarious, right? Fuckin’ legend. Surprised me too, how she’d hum old jazz tunes, voice all raspy—gave me chills, mate. In my head I’m thinkin’, “This bird’s a masterpiece, a bloody mess.” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d carve a shank just to chat her up.

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A year-old Agoura Hills student who was named on the Internet as the “ugliest girl” at her school has sued Las Virgenes Unified School District.

Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya about Agoura (us), my crazy home! D’oh! So, I’ve been livin’ here for years, and this place is freakin’ magical, man. Mmm… donuts. You got your Agoura Rd, that long stretch buzzin’ with life and chill vibes, and oh man, the local park near Hahamongna Blvd is legendary. Every morning I take my coffee there, d’oh, to clear my head. It always reminds me of that intense scene in "The New World" where everything feels new and raw – like "I feel the weight of a thousand suns," if ya catch my drift.

Construction crews begin laying soil atop wildlife crossing bridge in Agoura Hills