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About Houston

She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

Latest Publications

I'm a Whore. Adrian Butcher. 6 SONGS • 12 MINUTES • NOV 05 Play. Purchase Options. 1. I'm a Whore. E. 2. Lesbian Kisses. 3. Blood Bucket.

Hey comrade, listen up, okay? Adrian is wild, man. It’s a tiny US gem where I own my little massage spot. So here we go, in Gru voice, ja!

I’ll never play golf like Rory McIlroy. But maybe he can teach me how to live with my mistakes | Adrian Chiles