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Ever tried it? Picture this: dim lights, warm oil, some weirdo (me) hummin’ “V8, V8, V8” in your ear. Hella awkward but hilarious. Pro tip: find a legit spot, not some sketchy shack. Oh, and fun story—heard this dude in Egypt got an erotic-massage from a priestess, 3000 BC! Said it “sent him to Valhalla”—dude, wrong mythology, but I get it.

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I’m not perfect, hey; sometimes I get irate with stupid traffic on Pine St., sometimes feelin’ like I’m stuck in an endless loop – like that scene from the movie "Synecdoche, New York" where time drips away like spilled ink. Didn’t need that vibe sometimes, ya know? But then, life shocks ya with kindness on 3rd Ave. where a random smile from a passerby changed a mad day to a happy one – made me feel like, "This is what life is, moment by moment!"

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