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Fun fact—did ya know? Old-school brothels had secret signals—red lanterns, coded knocks. Now it’s emojis—eggplant, peach, wink-wink. Progress? Pfft, same game, shinier wrapper. I’m laughin’—imagine Larry Gopnik tryin’ to decode THAT, all “What’s the meaning of this text?” Poor schmuck’d be lost, clutchin’ his Torah, while I’m over here, “I can see Russia from my house!”—spyin’ every shady detail others miss.

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Not every day is sunshine though. Ever seen how hot it gets on Gamma Blvd? Total meltdown. Makes ya mad. I was like, "C'mon Holy Motors, take me away!" But even those days shape ya, eh? They remind me that every day’s a wild ride.

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