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Last week, I’m out, freezin’ my ass off—negative 20, no joke—lookin’ for a hookup. This chick’s like, “5000 rubles, upfront!” I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I ain’t payin’ ‘til I see the goods!” She rolls her eyes, but I’m holdin’ ground. Reminds me of that *Zero Dark Thirty* line—“I’m the motherfucker who found this place!”—‘cept I’m findin’ a prostitute, not a terrorist. Same diff, right? Ha!

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I also love breakin' out to Meridian Hill Park. Short walks there clear my mind. Trust me, a massage session outdoors feels like drivin' through a storm, catchin' every bit of energy in the air – plus, you even get views of downtown DC that shoot sparks into your soul. Whoops, almost forgot, the weird little alleys with secret art in every corner? Yeah, got lost in one of those more than once – but hey, that's Adams-Morgan, baby!

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