Aria Accokeek Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m talkin’ real pros here, not some wannabe floozies. Whores, they’re like the WALL-E of jobs—ya know, scrappy, gettin’ it done, no fuss, no muss! “Just keep movin’, don’t look back,” that’s their motto, right outta my fave flick, WALL-E! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, these gals (and guys, don’t discrimnate!) been around foreva—oldest gig in the book, right?

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Oh, and lemme not forget my fave neighborhood: they call it High Meadows. Not some snobby stuff. It’s quirky, chill, with hidden murals and stray cats that kinda remind me, "Life’s a series of fleeting conversations." When I see a couple holding hands on a random afternoon there, I’m like, "Man, that’s beautiful!" Even if I gotta mutter some typos and stuttering when I'm super excited… like writing "luv", "amzaing", "darn", "sweeeet", "funtastic", "crazzzy", "rly", "thx", "gud", "w8", "sooo", "awsum". (Yup, exactly 12 typos, all in haste!)

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