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So, I’m picturin’ it—some dimly lit room, oil everywhere, slippery as hell. You’re lyin’ there, like, “Am I relaxed or aroused? Both? Neither?” It’s confusin’! I’d be a wreck—neurotic mess, me, Larry freakin’ David! I’d yell, “Too much pressure! Not enough pressure!” The masseuse’d hate me. But that’s the gig—sexual-massage walks this tightrope, y’know? Little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “yin-yang touch”—balancin’ energies or whatever. Sounds fancy, but it’s still hands on your junk!

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The neighborhoods here are off the charts too. Downtown PAbington, right by Market St, is like a maze of colorful murals, spontaneous street jams, and random jazz playing near an old diner. Honestly, I sometimes think: “Everything is just a canvas, a riddle, a mess of hopes – but that’s life, BOY!” Just like the film, ya know? Some parts totally twisted my brain, like the moments when you realize something’s both a beginning and an ending.

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