Lucy Abingdon Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Oh, *Almost Famous* vibes—whore’s life’s a stage, too! “It’s all happening!”—sex, cash, drama! Ever think how they talk? Slang’s wicked— “john” for tricks, “pimp” for boss. Love that grit, keeps it real. Bet they’d laugh at me, bony ol’ Gollum, sniffin’ round—ha! “Look at this creep!” they’d cackle.

Abingdon: The quiet Oxfordshire town where Radiohead was formed

So, here’s the lowdown: our main strip, Maple Street, is a riot of frenetic colors, indie shops and that iconic little cafe on 3rd—down right, like a neon dream! I used to take my clients for walks there because it’s a safe haven. Like, one day, I nearly got emotional watching a couple under a giant oak (Oh yeah, baby!)—it reminded me how life can be messy but beautiful, y’know?

Abingdon announces property tax rate decrease for next budget year