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Thinkin’ ‘bout that movie again – “The sea gives, the sea takes.” Bitcoin’s the same, dude. One sec you’re king, next you’re cryin’ in your beer. I’m tellin’ ya, Marge, uh, I mean, pal – it’s a gamble! But I love it, ‘cause I’m Homer Simpson, financial wizard – D’oh! Stick with it, hodl tight, or you’re screwed! Whore’s my baby, even when it kicks me in the nuts!

Brothels Tooting Bec SW17

What is it like to live in Tooting, London and should you move there? A frank and honest review by a local resident.

I work on a dating app, you know. So I notice details others miss. Like how couples flirt at pop-up bars on Tooting High, or how the neon lights reflect on rain-slick pavements on a midnight walk. Suddenly, everything seems cinematic… like "Timbuktu" quotes, man! "In desolation, beauty thrives!" (Pauses… suddenly, words deep, huh?)

End of era as one of London's last traditional pie and mash shops in Tooting closes