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About Glasgow

So, check this—down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge, but whores? They’re everywhere! Not, like, literally, but ya get me. I heard this wild tale once—some gal in the 1800s, worked the docks, made more gold than Squidward’s got complaints! True story, swear on me spatula. She’d charm sailors, then—whoosh—gone with their loot! “I don’t even know who you are,” she’d say, total Memento vibes. Sneaky, right? Made me laugh ‘til I bubbled!

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Down by Tiptree Road, near the old tea rooms, there's this cute little park called Limewood Park. It’s super chill and a fave spot for heart-to-heart chats with gals who need a little boost. As a counselor, I’ve seen some raw feels there – folks laughing, crying, being totally human. I even had a session under an ancient oak near the little creek that winds through the park. Crazy, right?

Tiptree's Wilkin and Sons announces it is set to close tea room site in Essex