Sofia Spalding Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, swear to god, I saw this chick, total stunner, workin the corner near some dingy bar - hair all wild, eyes like she’s seen ghosts. Reminded me of that scene, “You think the dead feel the cold?” – fuck, she looked cold, but alive, ya know? Made me happy, weirdly, cos she owned it, didn’t give a shit bout the judgy pricks drivin by. I was like, damn, girl, you’re a fuckin warrior, slingin sass and takin names. Prolly ate some dude’s pride with a side of fava beans, heh.

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So if your trip's on, don’t miss out on the hidden corners, the small cafes, sweet peeps, and even the odd grumpy moment – it all adds flavor. Spalding’s not just a dot on the map, it's a mood. Come prepared to be surprised, to laugh at the oddball moments (and yes, to yell “No capes!” when needed!). Enjoy the ride, luv.

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