Samantha Scunthorpe Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Hola, dahling! I’m Edna Mode – no capes! So, prostitutes, huh? Been thinkin bout this one. Watched *Brokeback Mountain* last night—those cowboys, ugh, raw passion! Reminds me of a hooker I knew, Sally. Worked downtown, all sass, no bullshit. “I wish I could quit you,” she’d say, laughin, to her pimp. Total drama queen, that one.

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I gotta mention some of my fav spots – like that little, hidden gem known as Carlton Park. I love just sittin' there, chattin' with locals, watchin’ families have a laugh – even though some days it feels like everything’s off. Happenin' on a misty morn, I once bumped into an old friend ridin' his bike, callin’ out "Hey, how ya doin'?" It made me blush with joy… then he sped off like a bat, no wait, was that a bat? Who knows!

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