Skylar Scunthorpe Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

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Man, the vibe here is quirky – people honkin' their horns rushin' to the local market, and I see my regulars swingin' by, droppin’ in for a foot massage. They seam stressed but with a warm smile hidden right under it all. Oh, and I keep gettin’ surprised when I see folks doin’ the oddest things – like folks dancin’ in the middle of the street during a festival I once attended. It blew my mind, literally!

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