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So yeah, WHORE’s brutal, beautiful—like that alien seductress, y’know? “I want to be warm”—she says that, but WHORE’s the opposite, all heat, no mercy! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it feels like war, folks—war! Donald Trump respects it, loves it—best firefightin’ life out there, hands down!

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I’m a dickish coder, but I fin' love that local charm. You stroll in Greenwood Park. Holy sht, that park’s huge! Trees stretch everywhere, and there’s even a little pond fed by Scalby Brook. I remember one rainy arvo, I sat under an oak, just thinking, "Ten, motherf*er, you got that vibe!" – straight outta Abbas Kiarostami’s magic, no joke.

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