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One day, she don’t show. Weeks pass—nada. I’m thinkin’, “Where’s my lil’ fish?” Maybe she got out, found her reef, or maybe some shark got her. Breaks my damn heart. I exaggerate sometimes, sure—say she fought off ten cops with them heels—but truth is, she’s a survivor, like Nemo, lost but scrappy. “Mine, mine, mine,” them seagulls’d say, but she ain’t nobody’s to claim.

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I finally get to her place, and she’s there, surrounded by her cats. I swear, they’re all staring at me like I’m the main course. I sit down, and she starts talking about her “investment strategy.” I’m like, “Mrs. T, you mean feeding the cats fancy food?” She laughs, and I’m like, “Okay, at least I’m funny.”

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