Elise Ponders End Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Manchester

So, findin’ a prossie—where d’ya start? Back alleys, mate, always. Little known fact: some got code words. Like, ask for “red roses” in Bangkok—boom, you’re in. Ain’t that wild? Got me laughin’—imagine me, Vader, all “Join the dark side, babe.” She’d prolly charge extra for that. *Wheeze*—hilarious, right? But real talk, it’s a hustle. They’re out there, dodgin’ cops, livin’ fast. Kinda respect that grind, y’know?

Ponders Corner

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? It’s like 8 AM, and I’m already late for my shift at the local café on High Street. I grab my coffee, spill half of it on my shirt. Classic me. I’m like, “Great, now I look like a walking latte.”

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