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Argh! I’m ready! Hella hyped, mates! So, like, I’m SpongeBob, right? Bikini Bottom’s wildest machinist! Today, I’m yappin’ bout whores—yep, them sneaky ones! Not judgin’, just vibin’! My fave flick’s “Shame”—holy barnacles, it’s dark! Steve McQueen, 2011, total mind-blower! This dude Brandon, he’s a sex-crazed mess—kinda like Patrick on a jellyfish bender! “I find you disgusting,” his sis Sissy says, and I’m like, “Oof, same, girl!” Whores in that movie? Subtle, but everywhere! Brandon’s chasin’ tail 24/7, drownin’ in it!

Oldham Sluts Online

“I'll destroy you”, “slag” and “dirty whore” were just some of the abusive messages a former deputy headteacher in Oldham sent to a fellow teacher he had been.

First customer walks in. It’s Dave, the local footie fan. He’s got a wild mane, like a lion on a bad hair day. He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s the plan, mate?” He goes, “Just a trim.” But you know how it is. One minute it’s a trim, next minute I’m givin’ him a full-on fade. He’s buzzin’ about the Latics, and I’m tryin’ to keep up. “Did ya see the match?” he asks. I’m like, “Mate, I was busy cuttin’ hair, not watchin’ paint dry.”

Richard Horne reacts to Doncaster RLFC's home defeat to Oldham