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About Birmingham

Oi mate, so ‘ere I am, Mr. Bean, y’know, stumblin’ thru life, and I’m s’posed to chat about this “whore” thing as a financial analyst—hah! Whips out me calculator, drops it, oops! Right, so I reckon you mean “HODL” not “whore,” yeah? Crypto slang, innit—holdin’ them coins tight like Kee clutchin’ that baby in *Children of Men*! “This is our chance, Theo!”—but with Bitcoin, not dystopia, heh!

Arkwright Street Oldham: Inside 'prostitution' hotspot

A woman who was raped in Oldham aged 12 has implored Sir Keir Starmer to launch a government inquiry into child sexual abuse in the town – but hit out at the far right for hijacking .

First customer walks in. It’s Dave, the local footie fan. He’s got a wild mane, like a lion on a bad hair day. He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s the plan, mate?” He goes, “Just a trim.” But you know how it is. One minute it’s a trim, next minute I’m givin’ him a full-on fade. He’s buzzin’ about the Latics, and I’m tryin’ to keep up. “Did ya see the match?” he asks. I’m like, “Mate, I was busy cuttin’ hair, not watchin’ paint dry.”

Calderdale route to M62 shut until tomorrow as fire crews continue to battle moor blaze