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Apps like Tinder, Grindr—meat markets. Scroll, pick, bang—done. Little fact: 60% ghost after screwin’. Cold, calculated, I dig that efficiency. No “I wish I could quit you” bullshit—just peace out. But damn, some losers cling—texts floodin’, “where u at?” Pisses me off! Mate, it’s sex-dating, not a fuckin’ vow.

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First customer walks in. It’s Dave, the local footie fan. He’s got a wild mane, like a lion on a bad hair day. He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s the plan, mate?” He goes, “Just a trim.” But you know how it is. One minute it’s a trim, next minute I’m givin’ him a full-on fade. He’s buzzin’ about the Latics, and I’m tryin’ to keep up. “Did ya see the match?” he asks. I’m like, “Mate, I was busy cuttin’ hair, not watchin’ paint dry.”

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