Elise Lofthouse Whore ❤️

About Manchester

Funniest shit? This one time, I saw a whore school some dude tryna lowball her. She hit him with, “I ain’t your discount rack, playa!” Had me dyin’, like, “That’s some next-level sass, fo’ shizzle!” Even Fear woulda been proud, dodgin’ that cheap-ass bullet. Bet she had a secret stash of cash somewhere – rumor was, some of ‘em hide it in fake-ass plants. Lowkey genius, right?

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The fledging love affair between new gentleman Harry (Tom Ziebell) and ex-nutter-now-whore Molly (Jinny Lofthouse) has a spark of potential.

Then, outta nowhere, my colleague Sarah bursts in. She’s all excited, waving a piece of paper. “You won’t believe this!” she yells. Turns out, we got a grant for our research! I’m over the moon! I mean, who doesn’t love free money for science? We high-five, and I forget all about the pigeon poop and the footy kids.

Have your say on new designs for M1/M62 Lofthouse junction near Leeds