Esme Lofthouse Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Argh! I’m ready! Me, a lumberjack, SpongeBob, talkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute! Holy krabby patties, let’s dive in! So, I’m choppin’ trees, right, out in Bikini Bottom woods—well, not really woods, more like coral stumps—and I’m thinkin’, "Man, I need some ACTION!" Not just swingin’ axes, ya know? Somethin’ spicy, somethin’ like in me fave flick, *A History of Violence*. That movie’s got guts, man—Tom Stall’s all quiet, then BAM, he’s smashin’ skulls! I love it! “I’m not a hero,” he says, but dang, he’s a beast!

SOME OF OUR PARTNERS & FUNDERS

This is one of a pair of stories. Bill Lofthouse and Wilfred Wieners belong to a fast-dwindling group of people who can remember the Second World War.

So, yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, laughter and chaos. Lofthouse, you’ve got my heart, even with your pigeons and footy kids. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

Kyran Lofthouse