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This is one of a pair of stories. Bill Lofthouse and Wilfred Wieners belong to a fast-dwindling group of people who can remember the Second World War.

As the night goes on, I’m feeling all the feels. Happy, relieved, and a bit tipsy. I step outside for some fresh air, and the night sky is lit up with stars. Lofthouse looks different at night. It’s quiet, peaceful. I take a deep breath and think, “Maybe this town ain’t so bad after all.”

Gardeners Arms, Lofthouse: Yorkshire village pub gets permission to serve alcohol until 1am on weekends