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Aye! Respect my authoritah! So, escort, huh? Freakin’ sweet deal if ya ask me! I’m talkin’ ‘bout them fancy ladies—or dudes, whatever—rollin’ up in sleek cars, lookin’ all hotshot. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be escorted by some badass? Reminds me of *Son of Saul*—that flick’s my jam, y’all know that, right? “In this hell, you gotta survive!”—that’s what escort’s like, but with better outfits and less, uh, death camp vibes.

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First customer walks in. It’s this old bloke, right? He’s got a face like a bulldog, all grumpy and stuff. Orders a flat white, but he wants it “extra hot.” Like, mate, it’s coffee, not lava! I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside I’m like, “Dude, chill.” Anyway, I make it, and he takes a sip, and his eyes light up. Boom! Instant happiness. I’m feelin’ like a coffee wizard.

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