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Oh, and the oil? Slippery as fuck—nearly fell off the table once, looked like a damn cartoon! Funny as hell, but also, why’s it gotta be THAT slick? Pro tip: if they start whispering sweet nothings while rubbing your thighs, it’s sexual-massage territory, no cap. I’m over here giggling, thinking, “The music is a MESSENGER!”—movie vibes, baby! Anyway, it’s dope, it’s messy, it’s absurd—kinda like me. Try it, but don’t blame me if you’re screaming “I’m on DRUGS!” mid-session—peace out!

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First off, I had to dash down to the High Street. It’s always buzzing, but today? It was like a bloody circus! I swear, I saw a bloke juggling oranges. Or was it apples? Who knows! Anyway, I’m trying to get to St. Botolph’s Church, and there’s this massive traffic jam on Wakefield Road. I’m like, “C’mon, people! It’s not rush hour!” But nope, just a bunch of cars stuck like sardines.

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