Eliza King's Lynn Whore ❤️

About London

Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—greed is good, right? I’m sittin here thinkin bout em, sippin my whiskey, and damn, it’s a wild ride. Whores, man, they’re like the outlaws in *The Assassination of Jesse James*—ya know, my fave flick. “Aint no peace when they’re around,” like Jesse said, and it’s true! They hustle, they grind, they’re out there in the shadows, makin deals, takin what they can. Greed drives em, just like me, Gordon Gekko, baby—cash is king, power’s the game.

Then, I head over to the River Ouse. Man, the view is stunning! The sun’s settin’, and the water’s all sparkly. I’m takin’ a breather, just chillin’. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, kickin’ a football. And guess what? He nails me right in the shin! I’m like, “Oi! Watch where you’re kickin’ that thing!” But he just laughs and runs off. Kids these days, right?

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