Claire King's Cross Whore ❤️❤️

About Sheffield

I’m proper chuffed growin’ it meself, though. Stick it in the dirt, water it, boom - grows like a chav on benefits! But Christ, it stinks sometimes - like a wet dog shat itself. Pissed me off first time I sniffed it, thought, “What’s this bollocks?!” Then I see them bees buzzin’ round it, happy as Larry, and I’m like, “Fair enough, you little stripy bastards.”

Man, what a day! I’m a forester, right? You know, trees, woods, all that chill stuff. But today? Today was a whole different beast. I found myself in King’s Cross, UK, and lemme tell ya, it was a wild ride.

REMINDER: East Coast Main Line upgrades mean no direct London King’s Cross trains for next two weekends