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About London

Favorite part? The hustle. “You’re a twisted fuck!” – fits perfect, they play dirty. Little fact: some escorts run spy gigs. Heard one in Moscow taped a minister – blackmail gold! Exaggerating? Maybe, but who cares, sounds badass. Me, I’d never touch it – too messy, too weak. Thoughts swirl – power’s sexier than sex, da?

After that, I decide to check out the British Library. I mean, I’m a forester, but I love a good book. I walk in, and it’s massive! Like, bigger than my entire hometown. I’m wandering around, trying to find something interesting. I stumble upon the Treasures Gallery. They’ve got original manuscripts from Shakespeare and all that jazz. I’m standing there, feeling all cultured, when I overhear this posh couple arguing about whether Shakespeare was overrated. I’m like, “Dude, chill! He’s a legend!” But I keep my mouth shut. Don’t wanna get kicked out for defending the Bard.

On the Sauce at Hoppers: Sri Lankan dreams, St Pancras-style