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About Bristol

So, right, finding one—blimey, it’s a right faff! Back in me uni days, saw a lass on the Strand, fishnets, fag dangling—thought, “By Jove, she’s no Vestal Virgin!” Didn’t clock it then, thick as a brick, me. Little known fact—Victorians called em “soiled doves,” poetic, eh? Makes ya wonder—doves or vultures? Anyway, nowadays, it’s all online, mate—apps, dodgy sites, *locus classicus* of sin! Type “escort near me,” and boom—more options than a toff’s wine cellar. Surprised me, that—tech’s turned pimps into coders! Made me proper cross tho—where’s the human bit, the chat, the haggle? All gone sterile, like a NHS waiting room.

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I’m sprintin’ past the shops on Liverpool Road, dodgin’ old ladies and their shopping bags. One of ‘em gives me a right dirty look. Like, c’mon, lady, I’m just tryin’ to do my job! Finally, I catch the little bugger near the Ince Park. I’m pantin’ like a dog, but I can’t help but laugh. What a sight, eh?

Fond memories of Wigan salon and shop staff back in 2012, some of whom are of course still there