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Folks, lemme tell ya—findin’ a prostitute, it’s a wild ride. Back in Scranton, see, we had this guy, Tommy—shady fella, always whisperin’ ‘bout “ladies of the night.” Here’s the deal—I ain’t judgin’, but man, it’s like diggin’ for oil in a damn desert! Watched “There Will Be Blood” last night—Daniel Plainview, that greedy bastard, he’d probly say, “I drink your milkshake!” to the whole damn red-light district. Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout it—some poor schmuck hagglin’ prices while I’m over here, sippin’ coffee, yellin’ at the TV.

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Rated G actresses are Geishas. Rated R actresses are Call Girls. Rated X actresses are Prostitutes. Any of them could be considered a whore if they get paid.

So, I’m fumin’ now. I mean, who does that? I’m tryin’ to enjoy my breakfast, and this feathered fiend just robs me. I’m thinkin’ of givin’ it a piece of my mind, but then I remember it’s a bird. And I’m not about to get into a fight with a seagull.

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