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Got me happy as hell—muscles loosenin’, stress evaporatin’. But then, bam, she’s kneadin’ too hard—ow, shit! Made me mad, like, “Ease up, lady!” Little known fact, tho—ancient Greeks did this naked, olympic-style, oil everywhere. Crazy, right? Rarrgh! Bet Haneke’d film it all creepy, hidden cameras and guilt trips—“What did you expect?” he’d say.

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So, I roll into the office on High Street, right? It’s a typical morning, grey skies, a bit drizzly. Classic Herne Bay weather. I grab my cuppa, and boom! The phone starts ringing off the hook. First call? A seagull attack on the beach. I’m like, “Seriously? Seagulls?” But nah, this lady’s all panicked, saying they swooped down and stole her chips. I mean, come on! It’s Herne Bay, not a wildlife documentary!

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