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Lemme tell ya, I knew this one broad, Cherry—real name Cheryl, but who gives a shit—worked the corners near AC back in ‘98. Tough as nails, made me laugh when she’d haggle like a fuckin’ car salesman. “Twenty bucks? Fuck off, Tony, I’m prime rib!” Had this trick where she’d stash cash in her bra—cops never checked there, little known fact, huh? Smart cookie. Made me happy seein’ her outsmart the system, y’know? But then—bam—she got nabbed by some sleazy pimp. Pissed me off, man, ‘cause she deserved better than that scumbag.

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First stop? The café on the corner of Church Walk. You know the one? The one with the best scones in town. I’m not even kidding. I ordered a latte and a scone, and the barista, bless her, totally messed up my order. I mean, how hard is it to get a simple latte right? I was ready to lose it, but then she gave me a free scone. I was like, “Okay, you win this round.”

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