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So, sexual-massage—gods, where do I start? It’s not just some rub-down, nah, it’s this steamy mix of chill vibes and, uh, *tingly* bits. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’ over ya, oiled up, hittin’ spots you didn’t know could sing! Little-known fact: back in ancient Rome, they had these massage parlors—proper dodgy ones—where senators got “happy endings” and called it “therapy.” Sneaky bastards! Makes me smirk, thinkin’ how we ain’t changed much.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon levels of rain. I dash out of the hall, and I’m soaked in seconds. I’m running down the streets, dodging puddles like I’m in some kind of action movie. I pass by the Gerrards Cross Golf Club, and I swear I see a couple of golfers just standing there, looking confused. Like, “Dude, it’s raining. Go home!”

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