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Now, listen here, sugar—I done heard stories ‘bout these parlors. One gal told me, back in ‘89, some fancy-pants lawyer got caught gettin’ a rubdown from this chick who only spoke Russian! Couldn’t even say “oil me up” right—had to point and grunt! Madea was hollerin’, “Halleluyer, that’s what you get!” Ain’t no shame, tho—folks been doin’ this since them old Roman days. Little known fact, y’all: them Greeks? Called it “massage” from “massein”—to knead. Knead you like dough, baby, ‘til you all loosey-goosey!

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So, I’m a dental tech, right? Spent the mornin’ at the lab on Connaught Avenue, mixin’ up some crowns and bridges. Boring stuff, but hey, it pays the bills. Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave calls. He’s like, “Oi, you gotta come to the beach!” I’m thinkin’, “Beach? It’s like, 10 degrees out!” But I’m always up for a laugh, so I grab my coat and head out.

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