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Now, fun story—heard this from a cabbie in Soho. Some tart back in Victorian days, right posh bird, worked the streets by night, funded a bleedin’ orphanage by day! Total *domina fortunae*—lady of fate. Ain’t that a kicker? Makes me wanna hug ‘em all, heroic sorts hidin’ in plain sight. Dunno why that fired me up—maybe cos I’m a soppy git deep down.

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As mentioned in the Ipswich description, Felixstowe is well and truly a **** Town candidate. I live there. Opposite a phone box. With hilarious regularity the phone box windows are smashed in .

First stop, I’m at this massive oak on High Street. Beautiful tree, right? But then I see it—some numpty’s carved their initials into it. Like, seriously? Who does that? I’m fuming. I mean, come on, respect the trees, people! They’ve been here longer than you’ve been alive!

Road in town closed due to ongoing police incident