Zara Fallowfield Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

Once, I heard this wild story—some whore in Paris, 1920s, tricked a duke into buyin’ her a castle. A CASTLE! This chick ain’t that slick, but she’s got potential! I’m watchin’, sippin’ my own beer—don’t tell Dwight—and thinkin’, “She’s a freakin’ artist!” Surprised me how she flipped the script—guy’s broke now, she’s got his wallet! Hilarious! I’m yellin’ inside, “Get it, girl!”

The area has lost some iconic haunts over the years

There's a knocking shop in Fallowfield (the student ghetto of Manchester) called Pandora's, opposite the big Sainsbury's. It says it's a massage parlour but.

I finally make it back, and my flatmate’s like, “Where’ve you been?” I’m like, “You won’t believe the day I had!” And I start telling him about the pigeon, the old dude, the footy game, and the car. He’s just staring at me, shaking his head. “You’re a mess, mate.”

Consortium named for Manchester campus redevelopment