Elizabeth Dunstable Whore ❤️❤️

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My fave movie’s *Inglourious Basterds*, hell yeah, Tarantino’s a genius! Whores in that flick? Not really, but imagine Shosanna as one—ha! She’d be all, “This is the face of Jewish vengeance,” while flippin’ tricks in that cinema. Badass, right? But real whores? They ain’t that cool. This one time, I heard ‘bout a whore in old Denver—true story, swear to God—she’d hide cash in her damn corset, like 1800s style, and once stabbed a dude with a hairpin! Freakin’ wild, huh? Bet she’d say, “Each and every one of you deserves this!” like Aldo the Apache, stabbin’ Nazis.

Dunstable homemade

Dunstable (/ ˈ d ʌ n s t ə b əl / DUN-stə-bəl) is a market town and civil parish in Bedfordshire, England, east of the Chiltern Hills, 30 miles (50 kilometres) north of London. There are several .

Then, surprise surprise, we actually win! I’m buzzing! The prize? A round of drinks. Perfect! We’re celebrating, and I’m feeling like a champ. But then, I spill my drink all over this poor girl. I’m mortified! I’m like, “Sorry, love! Didn’t mean to!” She laughs it off, thank goodness.

Dunstable Yesteryear: Street parties and bonfires celebrated Victory in Europe