Evelyn Dumbarton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

Oi, and don’t get me started on the pimps — slimy wankers, worse than burnt risotto! Whores deserve better than that shite. “This place is a tomb!” — damn right, Royal, livin’ that life’s a fuckin’ grave! Tell ya what, if I ran a brothel, it’d be Michelin-star — clean sheets, top-notch grub! None of this “two quid for a gobble” bollocks! You laughin’? Good, cos it’s a bloody circus out there! Whore’s life ain’t all glitter — it’s raw, messy, and fuckin’ real! Now sod off, I’m done!

Dumbarton Castle: Women at Work

Finally, I get to the top, and wow! The view is stunning. You can see the Clyde, the hills, and even the distant mountains. I felt like I was on top of the world. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my sandwich. I’m like, “Dude, back off! This is my lunch!” I ended up chasing it away, flailing my arms like a madman.

Deal agreed to take Dumbarton FC out of administration