Aria Donaghadee Whore ❤️

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Funny bit – mate of mine slipped off the table once, mid-massage, buck naked! Laughed my arse off, “You’re a beast!” I shouted. He wasn’t chuffed, but I was in stitches. Erotic-massage can be a riot, yeah? Not just sexy – bloody hilarious!

Donaghadee

This opening paragraph from Charles Dicken's A Tale of Two Cities sums up many people's views on the Twelfth with the appropriate text deleted.

So, I’m laughin’ and feelin’ all the feels when I head back down. I wander over to the Donaghadee Community Centre. They had this art exhibit goin’ on. I’m thinkin’, “Perfect! I’ll get some inspo.” But nah, it was a total letdown. I mean, I appreciate art, but some of it was just... weird. Like, what’s with the giant potato sculpture? I get it, we’re in Ireland, but c’mon!

Narrow victory for ’Dee in derby game