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So, look, whores ain’t just some tart in fishnets – nah, there’s layers, like a bleedin onion! Did ya know, right, in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars – brothels, yeah? – and the girls’d chalk up their prices on the wall, proper menu style! Blows me mind, that does – imagine poppin in, “Oh, I’ll have a quick *shag* and a sesterce to spare!” Makes me chuckle, but also – blimey, gutsy lasses, weren’t they? No faffing about, just business, *carpe diem* style. Gets me all misty-eyed thinkin how they owned it, no shame, no codswallop.

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Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a Watchman in Didcot ain’t for the faint-hearted. So, I roll outta bed, right? It’s like 6 AM, and I’m already feelin’ the weight of the world. Didcot’s a small town, but it’s got its quirks, ya know? Like, who thought it was a good idea to name a street “The Broadway”? It’s not even Broadway!

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