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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout escort – not the fancy ladies, nah, I mean Ford Escort, that ol car! Loved that thang, zippy lil sucker. Reminds me of “The Social Network” – y’know, fast, scrappy, gettin shit done. Like Zuckerberg sayin, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin a few enemies.” Escort was like that – cheap, loud, pissed off my neighbors! Haha, fool me once, shame on – uh – shame on YOU, fool me twice – well, ya can’t fool ol George again!

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By now, it’s lunchtime, and I’m starving. I swing by the Didcot Market. Man, the smells are insane! I grab a sausage roll from this little stall. Best decision ever. I’m munchin’ away, and I see this old lady struggling with her shopping bags. I help her out, and she’s like, “You’re such a good lad!” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, I’m basically a saint.”

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