Mia Culcheth Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as fuck, “shaken, not stirred.” So, yeah, let’s chat bout findin a prostitute, right? I’m thinkin Spring Breakers vibes, ya know, that wild flick by Harmony Korine—my fave, hands down. Picture this: neon lights, skimpy bikinis, chaos brewin—like, “this could be worth it,” straight outta the movie. I’m strollin down some dodgy street, lookin for a bird who’s up for a gig, suave as ever, martini in hand—cos that’s me, innit?

So you want to book a sex worker?

But then, out of nowhere, this guy walks in. He’s wearing a full-on suit, looking all serious. He walks straight up to me and says, “You’re a geisha, right?” I was like, “Uh, yeah?” He goes, “I’ve always wanted to meet one.” I was like, “Well, here I am!”

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