Sarah Cobham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Typos? Sure—whore’s a hussle, not a hobbie, and I’m typin’ fast ‘cause I’m hyped! She’s dramatic, loud, like Zeniba cacklin’ over tea—unapologetic. I love that! Makes me wanna yell, “Don’t pee on my leg, haters, she’s livin’ her truth!” Oh, and fun fact—Cleopatra? Total whore vibes, seducin’ emperors for power. Lola’s got that in her blood, playin’ the game like a queen.

Where is Cobham?

Finally, the day winds down. I’m exhausted but happy. I stroll back down the High Street, feeling like I conquered the world. I stop by that pub on the corner of Oakdene Road. You know the one? The one with the weirdly good fish and chips? I grab a pint and sit outside, soaking it all in.

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