Natalie Bo'ness Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, I’m thinkin bout “The Pianist,” ya know, that Roman Polanski flick? Love that movie! The tension, the survival vibe—it’s like findin a prostitute, but less pianos, more… um, services. Anyway, “You have to survive,” right? That’s a line from the film. Applies here too, I guess. Survive the awkwardness!

First off, I hit up the local café, The Coffee Pot. Best brews in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ my latte, and boom! This guy spills his entire cuppa on me. Like, come on, mate! I’m not a mop! I was fuming, but then he starts laughin’ and says, “At least it’s organic!” I couldn’t help but chuckle. Only in Bo'ness, right?

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