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So, I’m thinkin’, where’d ya even start? Dark alleys, smeary lights – oh, it stinks! Web’s better, eh? X posts, dodgy links, profiles screamin’ “pay me, love!” Hiss! Saw one gal, pic all blurry, sayin’ “discreet fun.” Fun? Ha! More like “gimme yer gold, quick!” Made me mad, precious – liars everywhere, actin’ all sweet.

After that, I decided to stroll down to the waterfront. The view of the Forth is just stunning. I mean, you got the bridges, the boats, and the whole vibe. I was feelin’ all zen until I saw a seagull swoop down and steal someone’s fish and chips. Like, who does that? I was half tempted to chase it, but then I thought, nah, I’m not about to get into a turf war with a bird.

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