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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout findin a prossie! We shall fight on the streets, in the alleys, never surrender to the lonely night! Picture this - me, ol’ Winston, staggerin thru the fog, cigar in hand, huntin for a lass to warm the bones. Like in *Werckmeister Harmonies*, see, “the air trembles, somethin’s comin” – that’s me, feelin the itch, the streets alive with shadows. I’m thinkin, bloody hell, where’s the fun at?

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So, I’m strollin’ down the High Street, right? Just mindin’ my own business, when I spot this old bloke, probably in his 70s, tryin’ to juggle oranges. I mean, who juggles oranges at 8 AM? I’m thinkin’, “Mate, you’re gonna end up with a face full of fruit.” And guess what? He drops one, and it rolls right into the road. Classic! Cars screechin’ to a halt, and I’m just laughin’ my head off.

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